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Joke of the Day
"What caused the civil war in Ethiopia? Too many Negus."
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"There are only 2 branches of the military... There are only 2 branches of the American Military: the Army & the Navy The Air Force is a corporation. The Marines are #*?& cult."
"9/11 gave rise to ""Truthers"", Obama gave rise to ""Birthers"", so... ... would a movement to determine whether Hillary Clinton actually carries hot sauce in her purse be called ""Saucers""?"
"I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM BECAUSE MY WIFE IS DRIVING WITHOUT HER GLASSES ON AGAIN!!"
"Hell hath no fury like a 4 year old whose sandwich has been cut into squares when he wanted triangles."
"""Yo man, what's shakin'?"" Nepal"
"Batman obsessively searches the freezer and Alfred says ""What are you looking for!?"" ""Just-ice!"""
"Why is the plunger gay? He was born that way you homophobe!"
"When someone starts a Facebook post with ""there are no words..."" You better get prepared because you're about to read a lot of words."
"For a guy that could change water into wine, I'm surprised Jesus only got hammered once."