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Joke of the Day

"What do catholic priests and McDonalds workers have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns."

"When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams."

"What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms? The finish line at the Boston Marathon."

"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody knows. Except me."

"Going to a bar within walking distance of my house reduces the likelihood that I will wake up partially clothed behind a dumpster tomorrow."

"If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic."

"If you think human beings have evolved a lot. Look at how much Egyptians worshiped cats. Then go look at Facebook for about 10 minutes."

"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it... ""For I did not speak of my own Accord ..."" John 12:49"

"A friend will invite you for beers A good friend will pick up the tab A best friend will hold your hair All three will have blackmail pics"

"How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !"