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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and a bassist? Santa Claus has gifts"
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"Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound? If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump?"
"My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhea ... ... It runs in our jeans."
"On Fred's 17th birthday his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car the father said ""Just one thing Fred. If you're going to hit anything make sure it's cheap."""
"What did the Mexican say to his dirty friend? Hey Messe"
"Trick people into thinking you're a doctor by turning off taps with your elbows"
"To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female..."
"Those goddamn Asian drivers....... Always crashing my PC"
"My teenaged daughter just asked me how to spell U2. Fingers crossed for that athletic scholarship."
"Engineers will get it They should call it a ""Bachelor because of Science""."