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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree! :D"
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"People cry about homeless dogs... Yet it's free to adogt them and no one dogs..."
"Doctor: You are very sick! The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too..."
"[1st date] Me: [putting my jacket over my dates shoulders] Her: ""Thank you but I'm not cold"" Me: [covering her awful dress] ""Yes you are"""
"What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle? A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top."
"what u call a Bee that lives in America? A USB"
"I got arrested by a female cop today... She said ""everything you say can and will be held against you"". I replied ""your boobs""."
"The problem with being gay It's a pain in the ass"
"If I see you being rude to a waitress, I'll spit in your food myself."
"A cheese factory just exploded... There was de-brie everywhere"