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Joke of the Day

"A Spanish speaking magician says that he will disappear on the count of three. ""Uno.. Dos.."" and poof! He was gone without a tres."

"How do you blindfold a chinese person? Put floss over their eyes"

"This lady cashier asked me if I wanted it ""double bagged""...I said ""No, you're not THAT ugly..."" And that's why I'm not allowed in Target."

"Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment? Because of an inconvenient tooth."

"Spicy Pickup Line If I had a can of salt, I'd assault you. But all I have is cumin."

"Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer? Because he can't take a shot to the head."

"When her friend visits, my 2yr old just wants to hug her a lot... & keep her away from the toys. I feel that way about my friends & my vodka"

"Why can you see through Bruce Jenner? Because he is a trans-parent."

"My favorite salad is a bunch of different kinds of Doritos mixed together"

"Don't ""pshhh"" me, you stupid bus."