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Joke of the Day
"There's a nudist convention in my town next weekend I might go if I've got nothing on"
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"Patrick Star is so clueless It's like he lives under a rock or something"
"What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth? :D"
"[at checkout counter] Would ya like to donate $1 to- -No But you didn't let me finish -Is it $1 toward you shutting your mouth? No -Then no"
"Things You Will Never See In A Fortune Cookie"
"What is the worst part about having sex with an old woman? Ever open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."
"I recently saw a Broadway production about the origin of language It was just a play on words"
"I keep hearing ""Just be yourself"" from everyone. I didn't realize so many people want me to go to prison :("
"Why do you never see prostitutes on airplanes? They don't give a flying fuck."