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Joke of the Day

"Why did the incarcerated 12 year old furiously jerk off in jail? He was hoping for an early release"

"It's funny, when I walk into a spider web I demolish his home and misplace his dinner yet I still feel like the victim."

"What do you call a trip to Spain gone horribly wrong? A Spain in the ass."

"Weird how TV characters hardly watch any TV."

"Why haven't I ever met a full blooded Jew? All the ones I have met have been Jew-ish"

"A blind guy walks into a bar... not a joke, this happens all the time."

"The jerk store called They say your order of Jamaican spices is in."

"You know, once I entered a pun contest, I gave in 10 puns hoping one would win Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"

"What did the maxi pad say to the fart? ""You are the wind beneath my wings."""

"Why did the fence get busted for having stolen goods? Because it got grassed up by the lawn."