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Joke of the Day
"Being a hitman is very lucrative I make a living and a killing off of it"
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"You can't keep eating people's lunches from the break room & blaming the Taliban. A lot of what you've been stealing is pork for one thing."
"Why do spiders hate Area 51? It's a no-fly zone."
"Some people think vasectomies and castration are similar procedures but there's a vas deferens between the two."
"""Sir, do you have any dietary restrictions?"" *unbuttons pants* ""Not anymore!"""
"I told my friend, ""I like my women the way I like my computer. ... On my lap. Turned on and Virus free."" He said, ""I prefer mine under my desk and silent."""
"I'm writing code, not making diamonds. Continuing to apply more and more pressure will not produce a better outcome."
"Why do they say all minorities look the same? Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul."
"Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral? One less drunken Irishman"
"How many mangoes make a dozen? Six girls ;)"