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Joke of the Day

"Lif... ...is too short."

"Why was the astronaut so sore? He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid."

"You would be surprised at how many people will run if you yell ""ITS A TRAP"" and run in a random direction"

"How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

"MATH TEACHER: wanna come do the problem on the board? ME: no MT: i wasn't asking ME: if u were an english teacher you'd know that u were"

"What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating? The Harlem Shake"

"A local establishment wants to press charges on me for getting an erection on their property. Luckily for me, they have no hard evidence."

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table, and some chairs, and stumbles out."

"What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall? Dam!"

"Down with the metric system No more foreign rulers!"