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Joke of the Day

"have you heard about the couple who confused the tube of K-Y Jelly with window putty? It was horrible, all of the windows fell out of their new house"

"Do you know why Caesar put lettuce in his salad? Oh, just cos."

"Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise"

"I exaggerate too much. My whole life is a hyperbole."

"Profanity is unnecessary and fucking stupid."

"A man walks into a drug store... And asks the druggist for two boxes of condoms. The druggist asks ""do you need a paper bag with that?"" To which the man replies ""hell no, she's good looking!"""

"My friend has a butler who had his left arm cut off... ...serves him right!"

"What do crocs and getting a blowjob from a man have in common? They both feel great until you look down and realise you are gay."

"I think we can all agree that ""Phillybuster"" would be a great name for a cheese steak restaurant in Washington DC"

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""hello"" from the other side. ::mic drop::::"