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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? About 2 inches."

"Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans? It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk."

"I take for granite people's poor grammar. More pacifically, how there always thinking ""for all intensive purposes"" is supposably correct."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Cause seven said, ""I'm gonna stab you, bitch!"""

"Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off? He's all right now."

"How do dogs save for retirement? With a Ruff IRA."

"If you drop this book in a pig pen what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths."

"What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water? One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink."

"Soda What do you call a soda that was beat up in a fight? CREAMED SODA"

"why does a one story whorehouse make more money than a two story? theres no fucking overhead..."