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Joke of the Day

"The French are such nice people. (would have been funnier a few decades ago) Do you know why all of the streets in France are lined with trees? The Germans like marching in the shade."

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"Want to hear a broad generalization? All women are complicated."
"Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod."
"I think my wife has a surprise vacation planned. She left a note by the bed telling me I had until tomorrow to have my bags packed."
"""You're going to poop me."" --Lazy Fortune Cookie"
"A man steps into an elevator with a woman inside... He asks her, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""NO!"" He says, ""Oh shit, then it must be your pussy!"""
"Some family is never more than just blood."
"Blue Elephant How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? Choke it until it becomes blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun."
"The whole Greek Mythology could be summed up in one line............ ""Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling a bit too horny."""
"I prefer F-1 over Nascar.... ...does that make me racist? -&y"
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