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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gingerbread man gynaecologist? The only tool it used was a flapjack."
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"Know why the number of rape cases is rising? Cause they keep saying "" NO! ""."
"What's the one thing spiderman can't eat? Uncle bens rice"
"So this pirate walks into a bar and he has the ships wheel attached to his hips. The bar tender says, ""wow that looks uncomfortable!"" The pirate responds, ""ARGH ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!"""
"What did the SMG dad say to his son? Bizon Joke by: /u/swagmlgprofrags"
"Where do cousins come from? Aunt holes"
"The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa."
"""..,you will die in seven days"" *creepy voice on the phone* Me; ""new phone, who dis?"""
"I've got a mentally disabled flamboyantly homosexual friend. I describe him as being flame retardant."
"What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be? A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me."