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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after the third 'Ho'"

"A reality show for little engines called ""So, You Think You Can?"""

"Rejecting someone by saying ""you deserve someone better"" is a fun way to let a person know you'd rather insult yourself than to date them."

"If Donald Trump was a communist, instead of saying ""Grab her by the pussy"" he would have said ""Seize the means of reproduction."""

"Dozens of Foxnews employees found dead in horrible murder spree! They were in the Kentucky Church in Kingsman! /(this joke makes sense if you have seen the movie)"

"I see your childhood joke and raise you mine: What object crashes the most? A kaleidoscope!"

"The Three Up's in life: 1. Show 2. Keep 3. Shut"

"*eats banana seductively Banana: I have a boyfriend"

"The Republicans haven't got a single candidate who could survive a Willie Wonka factory tour."

"It's funny how red, white and blue represents freedom until its flashing behind you to pull over"