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Joke of the Day

"What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity? Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes."

"What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?. Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly."

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? Coach."

"I exercise at the gym because I can't exercise restraint when it comes to everything that's bad for me."

"What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive? A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)"

"If a Prius goes into a drift... Does that mean it's the electric slide?"

"There is a new Apple product in the Rogue One teaser trailer We don't know what it is yet, but at least now we know its name... ""iRebel"""

"ran outta bowls so i filled the cups of a bra with peanuts on one side, chips on the other then carried it to the couch. im 26, available"

"What's the best part of being a necrophiliac? In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop."

"What do goats do on election day? Voat. co"