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Joke of the Day

"What's better than roses on a piano... Tulips on an organ. Let me know if you get it. I'm not gonna lie it took me a couple minutes when a co-worker told me this. Creds: J-mans old man."

"What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"Her: Prove that you care about me Me: *Takes my phone off the charger and plugs in hers"

"If you are between 8 -16 years old and not whiskey, you are annoying."

"What do you call a silent kebab? A shh-kebab"

"How did Canada name their country? They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

"The sunrise is beautiful and all but i wouldn't get out of bed for it"

"Me: I want a... Debit card: Nope. Me: Ok. Just making sure."

"Isaac Newton's friend was 16 minutes late the first time they met. At their second meeting, the friend was 8 minutes late. At this rate, said Newton, ""you'll never be on time."""

"Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck..."