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Joke of the Day
"Her: Prove that you care about me Me: *Takes my phone off the charger and plugs in hers"
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"What is the difference between a wife and a mistress? About 20kg."
"this one is courtesy of a friend of mine... so did you hear about ku klux kineeval(sorry if ,misspelled)... ...he tried to jump 20 black guys while on a steamroller!"
"reverse racism the biggest joke of all"
"All men are the same Said the Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd"
"They say we're in an economic slump, but sales of 2011 calendars have never been better!"
"I need to print some my Facebook friends' status updates on toilet paper so I can wipe my bum with them."
"[diet journal] day 1: hungry day 2: hungry day 3: hungry day 4: ate neighbor"
"Coworker: Are those Chinos? Me: No. These are my pants. Coworker... Me: Who steals pants?"
"Is it just me... Or are circles pointless"