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Joke of the Day

"Bad pirate jokes! I'll start. What be a pirate's favorite restaurant? You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's."

"Keanu Reeves, sure, but then Keanu comes back a rittle bit rater."

"what did one mexican mouse say to the other mexican mouse? nacho cheese!!"

"Wait - my gym moved? In 1997?"

"What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle? A Rook-ey mistake."

"When god created Adam, she said: ""I've got good news and bad news.... ...good news is, I'm giving you a penis AND a brain. Bad news is, I'm only giving you enough blood to use one at a time."""

"[orders pizza] Would you also like our cheesy bread, comes with sauce? Are you trying to sell me a side of pizza with my pizza? 2 please."

"I'm a ginja. What is that you might say? A ginger ninja"

"the last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the statue of liberty"

"How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label."