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Joke of the Day
"Every birthday is a surprise party after you turn 80."
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"Me: It's not often that a single guy like me gets a home cooked meal. Her: Why don't you get married? Me: I've never been that hungry."
"What are your guys' best Cards Against Humanity answers?"
"Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth Watching ""Game of Thrones"" made me realize that Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth. She is always coming..."
"(NSFW) what do driving in the fog and eating pussy have in common? One slip of concentration and you're in the shit"
"A woman walks in to a bar and asks for a Double Entendre... ...So the bartender gave her one."
"The only time I want the carpet to match the drapes is when I'm dating a bald headed girl."
"Prostate Exam The worst part about getting a prostate exam is the embarrassment of getting an erection -- especially when they find out I'm not a doctor."
"The entire history of the universe could be seen as a slow growth, expansion and coalescence of consciousness, were it not for Sarah Palin."
"4/20 = National Weed Day 4/21 = National Drug Testing Day 4/22 = National Unemployment Day"