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Joke of the Day

"Prostate Exam The worst part about getting a prostate exam is the embarrassment of getting an erection -- especially when they find out I'm not a doctor."

"I just bought an answering machine and it doesn't work. Or maybe I'm just asking it the wrong questions."

"i put tinder on my kindle it burst into flames"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ? Attila you no lies !"

"Always take one positive friend & one negative friend on road trips. Then if your battery dies, you can hook cables to them & start your car"

"What do straight horses eat? hay"

"Why do they eat snails in France? They don't like fastfood"

"I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite and it's straight to the ER for me."

"Sign language is a very handy skill Or so I hear."

"What did Helen Keller's mom say would happen if she didn't stop fingering herself? She'd start talking dirty."