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Joke of the Day
"[at a funeral home] ME: One death please"
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"9 out of 10 dentists recommend crest pro health... The other one is killing a lion"
"Dog (curled up, napping): I never poop on the carpet and I love cats. Wife: Is the dog talking in its sleep? ""Shhh let sleeping dogs lie."""
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's...That's because she changes it more often."
"What do call a whore in Alaska? An eskihoe"
"Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane."
"Once upon a time, I used to worry that people would think I'm weird. These days I'm genuinely surprised when they don't. "
"Want to know if your wife loves you as much as your dog? Lock them both in a trunk of a car and see who's happy to see you when you open it to let them out"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face :O"
"What does Batman use to wash his hair? Conditioner Gordon."