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Joke of the Day

"I just saved 15% or more on my Calculus test... by switching to radians."

"A civilian has taken control of the capital of South Korea... ...he's got Seoul, but he's not a soldier."

"A snail can sleep for up to 3 years. I didn't know it was even possible to be this jealous."

"Hillary Clinton has been so embarrassed about her email scandal that if elected she will bring back the secure channels of communication she used growing up... the pony express."

"Isaac Newton couldn't become a surgeon ... because blood is non-Newtonian!"

"A bomb just went off in a paris cheese shop There is de brie everywhere!"

"Do you know the difference between a mailbox and an elephant's asshole? No? Remind me not to give you a letter to mail."

"I want the leaves in my yard to leaf Maple I should rake them. But hey, they do spruce it up a bit."

"Two nice guys didn't walk into a bar They both insists they would hold the door for each others."

"I use my neighbor's outdoor jacuzzi for bubble bath time with my cat. I'd invite him, but my cat's funny about bathing with strangers."