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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the over amorous clam? It pulled a mussel."
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"Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3? Because in charge Yoda was."
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"""...and it looks like you spent $80,000 on alcohol this year?"" - my tax guy"
"Abortion jokes are never funny. So if you accidentally start forming one, you should terminate it before it comes to fruition."
"Some women are never satisfied. Last night i gave my girlfriend the biggest orgasm of her life. What did she do, spit it out."
"I don't get why everyone talks so fast in old movies. What was the hurry? There was nothing to do back then."
"Where are otters from? Otter space!"
"What's the similarity between the unborn Chinese female and this joke? [removed]"
"A black guy a spanish guy and an arab walk in to a bar.. The bartender says GET THE FUCK OUT"