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Joke of the Day

"A song is being released in aid of the families of the Malaysian Airlines flight... It's Ukraining Men."

"What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table? Gilles de la gourmette"

"My life is like r/jokes It's the same thing everyday"

"What type of computer sings well? Adell."

"my bf is wonderful but he will never be as soft as my roommate's dog who moved out of the house WHY GREG WHY CAN'T YOU BE AS SOFT AS THE DOG"

"What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Anyone can roast beef."

"Someone said you sound like an owl. Who?"

"I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings... It's a complex complex complex."

"If you're American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you *IN* the bathroom? European."

"Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police? An un-armed gingerbread man"