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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it."
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"What do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant."
"BUZZ ALDRIN: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with E. NEIL ARMSTRONG: Earth? BUZZ: Nope *5 minutes silence* BUZZ: OK, yep."
"Babies for dinner What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage!"
"What was Hitler's favorite food? steamed Franks"
"It's not God I dislike, He's cool. it's certain members of his fanclub that rub me the wrong way."
"What's the worst thing at a bad joke party? The punch lines."
"I read in the news today that a man in Los Angeles was killed when he got caught up in a turf war. I wonder if he was mowed down?"
"What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !"
"How do you stop an angry rhino from charging? You take away its credit card"