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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it."
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"TIL That there was a German warship during WW2 that accidentally sunk 34 friendly submarines. Edit:Whoops, wrong sub."
"What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!"
"Why is the peanut crying? Because he couldn't handle his roast"
"What's so dark about blonde jokes? They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb"
"Women love to cook Because they get to continuously change something until it's exactly what they want"
"How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys? With a crowbar."
"Horton Hears a who? Horton Hears a what? Horton Hears a huh? Horton hears a chicka chikca chicka chicka slim shady."
"Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock? So he could wake up inside."
"[job interview] What's ur greatest strength? ""I wear too much cologne"" No, I mean- ""A lady legit passed out when I got in the elevator"""