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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my women... imported"
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"I like my women how I like my coffee... Drunk."
"Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. -trying to put on my distressed denim jeans"
"My girlfriend told me that my dick is two inches bigger than her ex's. And that is why she will never go back into a lesbian relationship."
"The Class of 2019"
"And now for a brief trip back to the early 90's. Knock knock. Who's there? Amy Fisher *BANG!!!*"
"Two blondes stood on a riverbank across one another... One blonde yells out, ""How do I get to the other side?"" The other blonde replies, ""You ARE on the other side!"""
"Pristine coke and high class whores... It's all fun and games at Robot Wars"
"As soon as they heard the flush, my phone interview took a drastic turn."
"If I were a waitress, I'd be planting fake engagement rings in every girl's food, just to see their boyfriends panic."