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Joke of the Day
"Pristine coke and high class whores... It's all fun and games at Robot Wars"
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"What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? ""O.K. you asked for it"" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt."
"[love making] Her: [leans in] ""do that thing you know I like."" [i cease to exist] Her: ""yeah baby."""
"What do you call a cow with epilepsy? Beef jerky!"
"What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !"
"How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One they're just like the rest of us except they're good with money."
"A time traveling pharaoh and a modern Jewish man discuss religions When the man says he is Jewish the pharaoh responds ""I absolutely love Jews. I own 40,000 of them!"""
"Everybody's talking about the super obnoxious drunk guy at the bar last night. I was at that same bar and I didn't even notice him. Weird."
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."
"Q:Why did hitler kill himself after he lost to russia? A:His whole world came Kremlin down"