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Joke of the Day

"Girls named Miranda never think it's funny when you tell them they have the right to remain silent."

"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."

"2019: Tumblr blinks offline, satisfied, having completed its mission of collecting all existing TV and film footage as GIF files."

"Whats the difference between an irish wake and an irish wedding??? One less drunk"

"I was going to tell you a joke about infinity But there is no end to the joke...."

"Just thought of a nazi knock knock joke (probably said before) Knock knock Whos there? Nazis Nazis who? No wonder we killed millions of you."

"With so many unhappy married couples and a 50% divorce rate, I think it's pretty obvious that Americans don't breed well in captivity."

"My friend cooled himself to absolute zero... he's 0K now."

"Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January 2nd February...!"

"When I was a teenager, I tried to throw out all my boardgames... My parents were mad that I was throwing my Life away."