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Joke of the Day

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"If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater."

"I'm not racist at all against black people because... ...every house should have one."

"Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom? Because he couldn't find a Date!"

"I'm really good at managing my credit card... ...My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding."

"Trees put cats in their hair so they can flirt with firefighters when they climb up them."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!"

"What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder."

"If I was a magician I'd ask someone in the audience for a $20 bill and then just run away. You could prob make like $40 doing that."

"Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors? To see the battle."