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Joke of the Day

"What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson? Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it."

"What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman? A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry"

"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month? (sorry if repost)"

"The ultimate masochist The submissive: Hit me!!! The masochist: No..."

"I went to a zoo and there was only one animal... It was a 'Shih Tzu'"

"Why don't feminists carry handguns? Because of the triggers"

"Geologists have jokes too Steve: ""Hey, what kind of rocks are these?"" Geologist: ""They're sex stones."" Steve: ""What? Really?"" Geologist: ""Yeah. They're just fucking rocks."""

"Im on a new diet. Actually im on 2 diets. I couldent get enough to eat on one."

"Cells multiply by dividing."

"My handwriting has gotten pretty bad... I am the most illegible bachelor in my hometown!"