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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a really handsome potato? A spud."
Next Joke
"I bought a toilet brush at the store the other day but it kind of hurts so I think I'll go back to paper!"
"Why is sleeping the second most favorite activity of people's lives? Because it follows their first favorite activity, sex."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano? Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)"
"Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach? Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him."
"For everyone that works in a restaurant, or uses shredded cheese, Don't vote for trump! He wants to make America grate again!"
"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and say you're sorry."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if you were named Aaaurrrraaaaggghh!"
"Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?"
"I'm still not sure how the church expects me to do all that kneeling and standing and praying on just that one little wafer they feed you."