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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a really handsome potato? A spud."
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"what did the kiwi statue said to the other kiwi statue? statue bro?"
"How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!"
"I've started a time travellers club The first meeting will be yesterday at 5pm"
"A Priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a Bench... and they see a group of young boys walk by. The Priest says ""Do you want to fuck those kids?"" The Rabbi says ""Out of what?"""
"You know what they say about cliffhangers..."
"Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing."
"""I Want To Rock And Roll All Night"" just came on in this coffee shop and EVERYONE is singing along to it VERY QUIETLY"
"Fortune Teller recruitment Come if you are accepted for the job"
"My friend thought it would be funny to fake his own death... It was a hard thing for us to die-jest"