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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and say you're sorry."

"Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough to be left alone with a label maker."

"What's really good in having sex with 26 years old girls? there are 20 of them!"

"Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."

"A smile every mile will get you further faster but if that doesn't work, carjacking does."

"My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be."

"You wanna hear a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline? Okay."

"What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding."

"What do you call a Skydiving criminal Condescending"

"I was in NYC and a black guy asked me if the Yankees won. I replied, ""Yeah, man, you're free."""