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Joke of the Day

"Why is sleeping the second most favorite activity of people's lives? Because it follows their first favorite activity, sex."

"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."

"Did you hear that someone put a hole in the fence at the nudist beach? Don't worry, the police are looking into it."

"That was actually pretty funny. But, I don't like you. Therefore, I will not laugh."

"Oh so you like metal? Name three blacksmiths Will, Jaden and Willow"

"What do you call a shark with no friends? A lone shark"

"Q: Who ruled France until he exploded? A: Napoleon Blownapart!"

"Why did the masseuse give her lawyer a happy ending? She thought he could come in handy. (I'll let myself out)"

"What do all murderer's have in common? they all have killer personalities"

"The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty."