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Joke of the Day
"Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch."
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"Q)What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative? A) NapKin"
"Now matter how sad I get, the length of your skirt reassures me that everything will be OK."
"My jokes :("
"Did you hear the one where the Scotsman gave his son some money? Neither did I."
"Being a parent means hiding in a closet to eat a donut so you don't have to share."
"I overheard a friend telling his pal ""I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."" ""What is she doing?"" the pal asks. ""Waiting for me to get home."""
"What is the difference between oral and anal thermometers? the taste."
"What do you call an exceptionally intelligent gay man? Homogeneous"
"One time I got Starmix and Tangfastics mixed up... ...it was a Haribo mistake."