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Joke of the Day
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours...? Not *your* cheese!"
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"Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? Because they're jerks."
"why are there fences around graveyards? people are just dying to get in there these days."
"WE'RE HERE. WE'RE QUEER. YOU'RE THE MAILMAN. I'M ED QUEER. THIS IS MY FAMILY. WE JUST MOVED IN. I'LL SIGN FOR THE PACKAGE. SORRY IM YELLING."
"Why do nice guys always finish last? Because their girlfriends always cum first."
"I keep confusing the names Jimmy and James Doesn't matter, as they both think everyone loves their sausage."
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"What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red? Transginger."