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Joke of the Day

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours...? Not *your* cheese!"

"What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh? A mis-carriage"

"How does an Old lady vagina feel? ever fed a pony?"

"Cop: [knocks] Dinosaur: can I help you? Cop: we've had reports of small arms fire [Flaming T-Rex runs past screaming]"

"Nothing cures a hangover like a positive pregnancy test."

"Did you hear what the Kathmandu? He Baghdad so he could Bangkok"

"I want to be so famous... That I can just go as myself for Halloween."

"Blood donation I donated my blood and they told me I was Type-A. Apparently it was a Type-O."

"Why is the bicycle unable to stay up? Because it is two-tired!!!!"

"So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)"