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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than the earthquake in Italy? The Holocaust."
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"They should make an iPad with a fold-open keyboard that can sit on your lap."
"What's a baby seals' least favourite drink? Canadian Club on the Rocks"
"How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically"
"Stop being so long ago, 1998."
"Friend- ""You're drunk."" Me- *mocking voice* ""You're drunk."" Friend- ""Stop."" Me- *morphs into clone of friend* ""Stop."""
"When I get a dog I'm going to name it fart So I can yell ""COME FART!"" In public"
"What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin? Jello-us"
"Wife-CAN YOU CLEAN UP? Me-*Quietly mutters- I don't work for you! 3-*runs out of room yelling- DADDY SAYS HE DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU!"
"If I was your alarm clock, how would I wake you up every morning? With a big dong......."