134068

Joke of the Day

"*watching my hamster gnaw on his tiny broadsword* you are a disgrace to your lineage and bring great shame upon this house"

"I was so sad and crying when I lost my playstation 3 but unfortunately, there was nobody to console me!"

"daniel radcliffe's family were just known as the cliffe's until his great grandfather invented the kick flip"

"Procrastination is a dish best served eventually."

"What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!"

"My mom told me this joke the first time she met my gf. What are three 2 letter words meaning small? Is it in?"

"What do we want? *A cure for Tourette's!* When do we want it? *FUCK!*"

"I tried to join the local hide and seek club today But I couldn't find them"

"Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch."

"ME: forgive me father for I have sinned PRIEST: nothing that can't be forgiven my son ME: I microwave my pop tarts PRIEST: u sick son of a"