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Joke of the Day

"I'm black, and I really hate it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. I guess some old habits never die... White man always leavin' me hanging"

"Two native-american boys are walking through a forest One spots a bug on the ground, points to it and says to the other, ""ew, squash it!"" The other says, ""no, i'm pretty sure it's a bug."""

"A mime that texts LOL is dishonest."

"I wish Shaq named his daughter Shaqira."

"Nice shoes. Where'd you get them? Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me?"

"PSA for vacationing families: Don't let your kids play PokemonGo at Disney. They'll get eaten by wild Feraligatrs."

"Boss-You're Always the first one here! Me-Hey,*early bird gets the worm, right? *gets to poop or drink coffee without 3yr old interrupting"

"What do you call a gay Eskimo? A snowblower."

"I guess it's time to face the reality that I just do not want to rock and roll all night. Nor do I wish to party eva-ree day."

"What's the Difference between NHL Players and the Jersey Shore Girls? NHL Players shower after three periods."