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Joke of the Day
"Siri, make me pancakes. You have a Blackberry, Linda. Go home, Linda, you're drunk."
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"Did you know that the Coast Guard is the only branch of military with a minimum required height of 6feet? It's so if their boat sinks they can walk to shore."
"So I bought some shoes from a guy on the street... Anyways he turned out to be a drug dealer, and I'm not sure what they were laced with but I just keep trippin'."
"How do these people survive"
"'sir, no food allowed in the dressing rooms.' what, am i supposed to just guess the pop tart capacity of these cargo shorts before I buy?"
"A world without women would be a pain in the ass."
"Damn girl, you give people cancer. Because you're shining like the sun."
"invemtor of fruit-by-the-foot: [stares blankley at a roll of toilet paper for hours] WAIT I'VE GOT IT"
"What is the worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in. No? Too old for childish jokes? Sorry."
"Me: *throws banana and waits for it to return, boomerang style* that's the last time I ever believe anything I read on Yahoo Answers..."