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Joke of the Day

"People complain about the weather and politics till the cows come home... and then they complain about how there are cows in their house."

"A blind man walks into a bar And then a chair. And then a table"

"Pac-Man is a good metaphor for life because the goal is to eat all the pellets in a level. There is also fruit & ghosts, just like in life"

"How does a crazy person walk through the forest? He takes the psychopath."

"When ghosts attend a sex party, what is their favourite group activity? Boo-kkake"

"Gravity Maxim Trow yourself from the building and catch from the boardwalk!"

"If you told me in 1995 that you had to use an mp3 player to copy programs to a telephone in the future, I'd assume you had brain damage"

"In a recent drug use quiz at work, I won. Nobody got higher than me."

"You say cannibal, I say people person."

"A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shih Tzu."