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Joke of the Day
"How to lose 12 lbs in 7 agonizing seconds: Step 1: Make sure the wood chipper is all gassed up."
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"Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"Where did Christ get his ripped abs? Cross fit"
"What do you call the kids claiming ""We don't need no education""? Comfortably Dumb"
"This weather girl is giving the weather report and her titties are blocking the state of Texas. #LoneStartitties"
"The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand."
"Dear Sir / Madam... Your transgender operation was a partial success."
"What do you call a group of Beavers? A hens nights"
"If you don't let me in the bathroom, I can't guarantee your safety when you pee. ~dogs, apparently"
"19 people got trampled at the Berlin Love Parade?! That's like if the War on Terror resulted in more terrorists!"