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Joke of the Day

"Never understood the point of black friday Could have sworn we already gave them a whole month"

"What's Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy."

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a fuck."

"Did you hear about the monkey lawyer who kept throwing his shit at the witnesses? He's been transferred to a different branch."

"I got into lucid dreaming recently its everything I imagined it to be."

"A surprise party on someone's birthday isn't surprising. A better time would be 3-4 months after their birthday, in the middle of the night."

"before mcdonald's i bet ""don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown"" was a pretty hard and fast rule"

"Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick."

"How do cows do math? A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave."

"What did the 2 oceans say to each other? Nothing. They just waved."