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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey? A jerkin Turkin"
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"I have an outstanding warrant for loitering. *I don't know why my brain thought this was the funniest joke to replay during my sleep this morning but it made me wake up giggling."
"I've done some pretty stupid things while I've been drunk, but in alcohol's defense, I've done a lot of pretty stupid things sober, too."
"I hope Death is a woman.... That way it will never come for me."
"Jimmy Kimmel should have Floyd Mayweather read mean tweets after the fight Oh wait"
"[god creating ants] Anteater: finally"
"What do you...... What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator."
"*pets your eyebrows* there, there caterpillar; everything will be ok"
"If you feed Donald Trump after midnight or put him in water what will he turn into? A Kremlin."
"Why was the cake afraid of mobsters? He knew they were going to ice him."