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Joke of the Day
"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He works it out with a pencil."
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"What do you call an angry black man? Typical. What do you call an angry white man? Active shooter."
"What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things? A **Poultry**geist. Thanks! I will show myself out."
"To all the women who only date assholes, nice guys are better in bed. They always finish last."
"Human confrontation has gone from face-to-face to phone call to email to text to :/."
"What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hairline!"
"If you play connect-the-dots with the stains on my shirt, it reveals a picture of a grown man who needs to use a bib."
"Difference between Men and Women Women may be able to fake orgasms but men can fake relationships!"
"I guess Phillip Hughes was the first Aussie To die of a bowler. Badum Tiss."
"What do you call a black guy flying an air plane? A pilot. You racist asshole."