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Joke of the Day

"What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date? Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!"

"Chess with Australians must get so confusing. ""Check, mate."" ""Naw mate, that's just a check."" ""That's what I said. Check, mate"""

"Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you."

"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? The chicken. Eggs don't come."

"Son: Are you going anywhere Dad? Dad: No, I'm going to Romania."

"How do Australians breathe? They exhale"

"#1 Handjob Tip for Women: Use your mouth."

"You know what they say about vasectomies... There's a vas deferens between the good ones and the bad ones. Thought of this yesterday, probobally done before but whatever"

"Trying to be healthier, so I found a list of 10 foods I love that fight disease... Too bad all of them were only good for fighting starvation."

"Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down."