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Joke of the Day

"I neither like nor want to date Taylor Swift, but I know at some point it'll just be my turn."

"I was quite surprised to learn that there are 47 ways to spell..... Prime Minister Netanyahu."

"Boy the things I did to that tirimisu were obscene! It was sort of embarrassing when they asked me to go back to my own table though."

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's cheat and murder for insurance money like they do on Investigation Discovery Channel."

"When I was in the army our commanding officer always made decisions based on the way our whole unit felt. I kind of miss him. Good ol' General Consensus."

"My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing."

"Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold outtide"

"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys..."

"I could be the next American Idol!! If they could just let me bring my shower on stage..."

"So a blind man walks by a fish market... he take a deep breath, then exhales and says ""Good morning ladies!"""