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Joke of the Day

"So a blind man walks by a fish market... he take a deep breath, then exhales and says ""Good morning ladies!"""

"Jesus and the blind man... What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man? Made you look!"

"""I really should buckle down and get my rap album going"" -Me, every time I drink"

"What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons? Jose and Hose B"

"KATY PERRY: Can I use a real tiger? NFL: No way, that would be dumb. KATY PERRY: Oh I'll show you dumb."

"Have you heard about the kidnapper? He's really got away with kids."

"What does a rock put on when it stinks? Geodorant."

"I just opened up Microsoft Edge... Now I can download Google Chrome in style."

"There's probably only 7 people on earth who actually know what they're doing during the whole smelling, swirling and sipping wine thing."

"Uuhhhhckkk. Pants are the worst."