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Joke of the Day

"What did the number do when it divided from its companion? Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega sore ass."

"Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist? Billable vowels."

"If the next president is white.... That means the entire country went black and successfully went back."

"The hardest part of having sex again after you have recently been widowed is.... Gettin there before the rigor mortis sets in."

"Hey, Reddit! Here's one about cats: why did the mother cat move her kittens? She didn't want to litter."

"What is the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 12."

"Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres just drowned? They found her face down in Ricki Lake"

"What do graphic designers smoke up to get high? Adobe."

"Why would two melons in love hate their parents? Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=|......='("