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Joke of the Day
"Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most? Stone Cold Steve Irwin."
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"""Frosted Flakes aren't just good, GURLl! They're FABULOUS! (snap)"" - Antoine the Tiger, Tony's gay brother, auditioning for the role"
"A vegan, feminist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I know because they told everyone in twenty minutes."
"""listen up, I'm only going to show you this once!"" ~ suicide bomber teacher."
"I hear they finally plugged Bristol Palin. Oh, the other BP. Ok, I'll shut up now."
"What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick."
"Used to be a stoner..... but I got all of that out my system in high school."
"Worried that Adele's next album might be delayed if she discovers Pinterest."
"Commissioner: we'll need to stay in touch Batman: ok Commissioner: this stealth communication device will- Batman: LETS USE A GIANT SKY LAMP"
"No rule against wearing an old Halloween costume to Thanksgiving. Let your racist uncle talk presidential politics with Donkey from Shrek."