202301

Joke of the Day

"Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most? Stone Cold Steve Irwin."

"If the US admits that Trump's presidential campaign is a hoax then Australia will come clean about the platypus."

"lol no thanks my tires rotate themselves every day"

"Sign language is a very handy skill Or so I hear."

"My wife told me this in the car the other day. Thought you might enjoy! Wife: I can't believe they're still together after all that shit. Me: Who? Wife: My butt cheeks."

"For breakfast this morning... I had ebola cereal!"

"Mario & Luigi Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called. Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario"

"My grandpa told me this before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"If this whole twitter thing doesn't work out, we can all get jobs writing for a company that makes mildly disturbing fortune cookies."

"If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends.. If she calls you drunk, she is yours.. If she turns off her cell, she never was."