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Joke of the Day

"If the US admits that Trump's presidential campaign is a hoax then Australia will come clean about the platypus."

"I should probably eat this entire bag of Oreos tonight since they're going to expire in 2017."

"Me and my brother buried the hatchet last night! We dumped the hooker in the lake though."

"I only watch Storage Wars to see if they find my ex's body. Just kidding. I like the show. And she's buried in the woods."

"I hate when my son does something wrong & he puts the blame back on me for not wearing a condom 10 years ago. Who can argue with that logic?"

"What kind of a shoe has a problem? An issue."

"Just saw a woman with a Banksy tattoo. She must be a really deep sleeper!"

"i wish my grandmother was alive to see the iPad air her mind would have been absolutely BLOWN AWAY. she loved her gen 4 iPad."

"I never believed that faith could move mountains But I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers"

"Where do rabbits like to eat breakfast? IHOP!"